Octoberfestation
A never-ending flood of fall stuff that starts in October. Stores are packed with spooky crap and pumpkin-flavored garbage that tastes like regret.
My cousin bought 12 pumpkin spice lattes and still cried at the sight of a jack-o-lantern.
The mall turned into a haunted house with a side of cinnamon.
I walked into a store and saw Halloween candy, Oktoberfest hats, and a guy in a squirrel costume arguing with a robot.