October Person - If you’ve ever been yelled at by a Walmart employee at 11 p.

If you’ve ever been yelled at by a Walmart employee at 11 p. m., you’ve met an October Person. They’re like bad coffee and bad decisions combined.

Asking why your phone doesn’t work and why the sky is blue.

Calling to say they ‘heard the moon whispering to them.’

Texting you during a computer crash to say they ‘feel it in their bones.’