October Person

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An October Person is a weirdo who shows up at the worst times, like when you’re already stressed and your coffee is cold. They ask stupid questions and act like they’re the only sane person in the world.

At 2 a. m. in a Walmart, asking why the milk is in the back.

Calling at 3 p. m. to ask if you’ve ever heard of the word 'Tuesday.'

Texting you during a hurricane to say they ‘sensed a shift in the air.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

October People are like ghosts who come out when the weather changes. They’re always confused, always tired, and always in your business.

Texting you at 1 a. m. to ask if you’ve ever considered a career in plumbing.

Showing up at your door in pajamas to say the barometric pressure is ‘off.’

Calling during a plane crash to ask if you’ve ever been on a plane.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

If you’ve ever been yelled at by a Walmart employee at 11 p. m., you’ve met an October Person. They’re like bad coffee and bad decisions combined.

Asking why your phone doesn’t work and why the sky is blue.

Calling to say they ‘heard the moon whispering to them.’

Texting you during a computer crash to say they ‘feel it in their bones.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

October People are the reason your day goes from okay to absolute chaos. They’re like a bad movie and a bad relationship all at once.

Calling during a hurricane to say they ‘knew it was going to happen.’

Texting you at 3 a. m. to ask if you’re ‘spiritually connected.’

Showing up at your door in a hoodie to say the weather is ‘mad at them.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An October Person is someone who thinks the moon is watching them and the weather is trying to ruin their life. They’re like a lost dog with a bad attitude.

Calling during a plane crash to say they ‘had a feeling.’

Texting you during a computer crash to say they ‘knew it was coming.’

Showing up at your door to say the barometric pressure is ‘talking to them.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago