October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Mpreg Day is the best. I made it because men should get knocked up. Women have it easy. Men get the baby and the pain.
My guy friend just got preggo. I said, ‘You’re getting a baby and a beer.’ He said, ‘I’m getting a baby and a beer? I’m not.’
My husband told me he was having my baby. I said, ‘You’re having my baby? I’m getting a divorce.’
I told my omega boss he was preggo. He said, ‘I’m not. I’m getting a raise.’