October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

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October 8th is Mpreg Day. Why should women get all the glory? Let men get knocked up and suffer for it. It’s fair. It’s hot. It’s the best.

My omega boyfriend just got pregnant. He’s crying and I’m laughing. Classic.

I told my husband he was having my baby. He said, ‘I’m not wearing a dress.’ I said, ‘You will.’

My guy friend got preggo. I gave him a baby shower and a beer. He cried. I laughed.

Mpreg Day is real. I made it up because I hate how women do all the work. Time for men to get knocked up and feel the pain.

I told my man he was having my baby. He said, ‘No way. I’m not carrying it.’ I said, ‘You will.’

My omega coworker just got preggo. He’s mad, I’m happy.

I gave my husband a baby. He’s mad. He said, ‘You should’ve given me a pizza.’

Mpreg Day is the best. I made it because men should get knocked up. Women have it easy. Men get the baby and the pain.

My guy friend just got preggo. I said, ‘You’re getting a baby and a beer.’ He said, ‘I’m getting a baby and a beer? I’m not.’

My husband told me he was having my baby. I said, ‘You’re having my baby? I’m getting a divorce.’

I told my omega boss he was preggo. He said, ‘I’m not. I’m getting a raise.’