October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day! - Mpreg Day is real. I made it up because I hate how women do

Mpreg Day is real. I made it up because I hate how women do all the work. Time for men to get knocked up and feel the pain.

I told my man he was having my baby. He said, ‘No way. I’m not carrying it.’ I said, ‘You will.’

My omega coworker just got preggo. He’s mad, I’m happy.

I gave my husband a baby. He’s mad. He said, ‘You should’ve given me a pizza.’