October 8, 2020
Wilbur Soot’s relief day: we all shout him love because some people have been giving him the worst time and he needs a break.
Wilbur, you’re like my best friend. Also, I just told my dog you’re the worst. He disagrees.
Wilbur, I’m going to cry if you don’t reply. Also, I’m high.
You’re the best. Also, I’m going to eat your face. Also, I’m going to eat your face again.