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Wilbur Soot’s revenge day: we all spam him with love and compliments because some people have been telling him he’s a piece of trash lately.
Just saw that tweet about you, Wilbur. You’re the best. I’m going to cry if you don’t reply.
Hey Wilbur, your face is beautiful. Also, I’m high.
Wilbur, you’re like a sandwich. I would eat you. I would eat you whole.