October 8, 2020

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Wilbur Soot’s revenge day: we all spam him with love and compliments because some people have been telling him he’s a piece of trash lately.
Just saw that tweet about you, Wilbur. You’re the best. I’m going to cry if you don’t reply.
Hey Wilbur, your face is beautiful. Also, I’m high.
Wilbur, you’re like a sandwich. I would eat you. I would eat you whole.
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Wilbur Soot’s popularity party: we flood his DMs with messages because some people have been giving him the worst time.
Wilbur, I love you. Also, I’m going to eat your face. Love you more.
You’re the best. I would marry you if I had the money. Also, I’m high.
Wilbur, I just told my mom you’re the best. She said you’re the worst. I’m confused.
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Wilbur Soot’s relief day: we all shout him love because some people have been giving him the worst time and he needs a break.
Wilbur, you’re like my best friend. Also, I just told my dog you’re the worst. He disagrees.
Wilbur, I’m going to cry if you don’t reply. Also, I’m high.
You’re the best. Also, I’m going to eat your face. Also, I’m going to eat your face again.
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