October 69
Some say October 69th is really the 8th of December, but those people are just confused and probably still mad about the bed incident.
My mom says it’s December 8th, but I swear I saw her throw a bag of dog food on the bed.
My dad thinks it’s December 8th, but he’s still mad I peed on his bed.
My friend thinks it’s December 8th, but he’s been sleeping on the couch since October.