October 5th
National Grab Ass Day is the most ridiculous holiday ever. It’s the day you grab someone’s ass and no one cares. It’s perfect for showing off your bad-ass personality.
I grabbed my teacher’s ass on Grab Ass Day and no one said a word.
My friend grabbed my dad’s ass and got a cookie for it.
I grabbed my crush’s ass on Grab Ass Day and now we’re dating.