October 5th

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People born on this day are the luckiest sons of bitches on Earth. They’re born on Grab Ass Day and they’re so hot they could make a saint blush. If you mess with one, they’ll rip your heart out and make you eat it.

My bf was born on October 5th and he’s so hot I almost fainted.

I dated a Grab Ass Day baby and I got my revenge. He’s paying for my new phone.

My cousin was born on October 5th and he’s so buff he could bench-press a cow.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

October 5th is the best day of the year. The most amazing human being ever was born on this day. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she’s the most supportive person in the world. I’d die for her and I probably will.

My sister was born on October 5th and she’s the best person I know.

I love my birthday girl and I’d do anything for her.

My crush was born on October 5th and she’s the most amazing person ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

National Grab Ass Day is the most ridiculous holiday ever. It’s the day you grab someone’s ass and no one cares. It’s perfect for showing off your bad-ass personality.

I grabbed my teacher’s ass on Grab Ass Day and no one said a word.

My friend grabbed my dad’s ass and got a cookie for it.

I grabbed my crush’s ass on Grab Ass Day and now we’re dating.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

National Girlfriend Day is the best day to show your girlfriend how much you love her. You should give her all the hugs, kisses, and maybe a little bit of money.

I gave my girlfriend a dozen roses and a new phone on National Girlfriend Day.

I hugged my girlfriend so much she got a headache.

I kissed my girlfriend on National Girlfriend Day and she kissed me back.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

October 5th is the day you ask out your crush. No fear, no doubt, just confidence and a little bit of luck. If you do it right, you could end up with the most amazing person ever.

I asked my crush out on October 5th and now we’re together.

I had the courage to ask my crush out on October 5th and it worked.

I asked my crush out on October 5th and now we’re the bestest friends ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

National Celebrate Your GF/BF Day is the best day to spend time with your lover. You should do everything together and make the most out of the day.

I spent National Celebrate Your GF/BF Day with my girlfriend and we watched a movie.

I celebrated National Celebrate Your GF/BF Day with my boyfriend and we ate pizza.

I spent National Celebrate Your GF/BF Day with my girlfriend and we had the best time ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

National Send Nudes To Anyone Day is the perfect day to send your most embarrassing nudes to anyone and everyone. You should do it without hesitation or shame.

I sent my friend a nude on National Send Nudes To Anyone Day and he laughed at me.

I sent my crush a nude on National Send Nudes To Anyone Day and now we’re dating.

I sent my teacher a nude on National Send Nudes To Anyone Day and got detention.

by Slangipedia 6d ago