October 36th
The day before No Nut November. You're still eating nuts. Don't be a disgrace.
I'm eating a nut on October 36th. You? Still alive. You're not a disgrace yet.
October 36th is the day I stayed nutless. You? You're a disgrace.
If you don't eat a nut on October 36th, I'll call you a disgrace. You'll be a disgrace.