October 36th

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The last day you can still pretend you're not going nutless for the rest of the month. Don't waste it.

I'm not going nutless. I'm just going nutless on October 36th. You? Still eating nuts.

October 36th is the last chance to eat a nut before I go nutless. Don't make me cry.

October 36th is my last hope. If I don't eat a nut today, I'll be nutless for the rest of November.

The day before No Nut November. You're still alive. You're still eating. Don't blow it.

October 36th is my final warning. No Nut November starts tomorrow. Don't be a fool.

You had one job. Eat a nut on October 36th. You failed.

I'm still alive. I still have nuts. October 36th is the day I proved it.

The day before No Nut November. You're still eating nuts. Don't be a disgrace.

I'm eating a nut on October 36th. You? Still alive. You're not a disgrace yet.

October 36th is the day I stayed nutless. You? You're a disgrace.

If you don't eat a nut on October 36th, I'll call you a disgrace. You'll be a disgrace.