October 32nd - Jonno’s birthday. That’s all you need to know. If you don’t

Jonno’s birthday. That’s all you need to know. If you don’t know who Jonno is, you’re a lost cause.

Jonno’s birthday is the best day of the year. I get to eat cake and not do homework.

I didn’t know Jonno’s birthday was on October 32nd. I feel stupid now.

My friend said, ‘Jonno’s birthday is the only thing that matters.’