October 32nd

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A fake date the Illuminati use to scare little kids into praying to the son goddess raja or else they’ll take your soul and you’ll be stuck in math class forever.

My mom said if I don’t pray, the Illuminati will steal my soul and I’ll never finish my math homework.

I asked my brother why he was praying and he said, ‘October 32nd is coming, and I’m not letting the Illuminati take my soul.’

My dog started barking at the sky on October 32nd. I think he saw the Illuminati.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The last chance to Nut before No Nut November starts and you’re stuck with no Nut for the whole month.

I Nut so hard on October 32nd I woke up with a sore throat and a hangover.

My friend said, ‘I’m going to Nut until I die on October 32nd.’

I tried to Nut on October 32nd, but my pants were too tight and I passed out.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You looked this up because you’re a brain-dead idiot who thinks October has 32 days and not 31.

My friend asked me why I looked up October 32nd and I said, ‘Because I’m stupid.’

I got called an idiot for thinking October had 32 days.

My teacher said, ‘You’re dumber than a donkey for thinking October 32nd is real.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Jonno’s birthday. That’s all you need to know. If you don’t know who Jonno is, you’re a lost cause.

Jonno’s birthday is the best day of the year. I get to eat cake and not do homework.

I didn’t know Jonno’s birthday was on October 32nd. I feel stupid now.

My friend said, ‘Jonno’s birthday is the only thing that matters.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The day after Halloween when people try to escape No Nut November by pretending it’s not real.

I said I didn’t care about No Nut November because it was the day after Halloween.

My mom said, ‘If you don’t escape No Nut November, you’ll have to Nut every day.’

I tried to escape No Nut November by pretending October 32nd wasn’t real.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A day where girls give their boys blow jobs or else they have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of their lives.

I gave my boy a blow job on October 32nd and now I’m famous.

My friend said if she didn’t give her boy a blow job, she’d have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel forever.

I didn’t give my boy a blow job, and now I have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel every day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago