October 20th
National cuddle day, but after you slap someone's ass, you gotta cuddle with them. The person who got slapped gets to decide if they want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.
I slapped my friend's ass and now I have to cuddle with him. I picked big spoon, he cried.
She slapped me, I had to snuggle with her. I'm still mad.
He slapped me, I got to be the big spoon. I won.