Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The day you give your hot girlfriend a hoodie hug and a kiss, but only if she doesn't punch you first.

Hey babe, I brought you a hoodie. I'll hug you if you don't slap me.

I kissed her, she hit me. Classic.

He tried to hug me, I threw him out the door.

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National cuddle day, but after you slap someone's ass, you gotta cuddle with them. The person who got slapped gets to decide if they want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.

I slapped my friend's ass and now I have to cuddle with him. I picked big spoon, he cried.

She slapped me, I had to snuggle with her. I'm still mad.

He slapped me, I got to be the big spoon. I won.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

National Small PP Day, the day everyone laughs at the people with tiny pears.

My friend has a small PP, we laughed at him all day.

She has a tiny PP, I called her a pear.

He has a small PP, I made him wear a banana.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

National YAGA Day, you grab someone's hair and yell YAGA like you're in a brawl.

I pulled her hair and yelled YAGA, she screamed.

He pulled my hair and said YAGA, I hit him.

They yelled YAGA at me, I ran away.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

National Fuck the Person Sitting to Your Right Day, you just go ahead and cuss them out because they're in your way.

I cussed the person on my right, they looked mad.

She cussed me, I cussed her back.

He sat next to me and I said, 'You're annoying.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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The best people ever are born on this day, they're the ones who don't give a damn about your problems.

My friend was born on this day, she doesn't care about anything.

He was born on this day, he doesn't even listen.

She's the best because she was born on this day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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International Hug a Boy Day, any girl or guy can hug any guy they want, even if they don't know them.

I hugged a random boy, he looked confused.

She hugged a guy she didn't know, he smiled.

He hugged a boy, they became friends.

by Slangipedia 6d ago