october 18, 2006
The day God said, 'I'm done. This is the best day ever.' Everyone born on this day is a god, and you're just a mortal who got left out.
My birthday is October 18, 2006. You're just a sad, normal person.
You weren't born on the best day. You're like the extra pizza slice nobody wants.
If you were born on October 18, 2006, I'd bow to you. You're a legend.