october 18, 2006

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The day God said, 'I'm done. This is the best day ever.' Everyone born on this day is a god, and you're just a mortal who got left out.

My birthday is October 18, 2006. You're just a sad, normal person.

You weren't born on the best day. You're like the extra pizza slice nobody wants.

If you were born on October 18, 2006, I'd bow to you. You're a legend.

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The day the universe said, 'Okay, I'm done. Let's make this person perfect.' Everyone born on this day is flawless. You’re just a broken, sad version of them.

You weren’t born on the best day. You’re like the broken toy nobody wants.

They were born on October 18, 2006. I’d kiss their feet if I had a mouth.

You’re just a normal person. They were born on the best day.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

The day the moon said, 'This is the best day ever.' Everyone born on this day is a winner. You're just a loser who got stuck with a regular birthday.

They were born on October 18, 2006. You're just a loser who got stuck with a regular day.

You're not born on the best day. You're just a sad, normal person.

If you were born on October 18, 2006, I'd be your best friend. You're just a normal person.

by Slangipedia 4h ago