October 14th - It’s the day you give your girlfriend your hoodie. If she’s

It’s the day you give your girlfriend your hoodie. If she’s cool, she’ll give you attention. If she’s not, she’ll make you eat pizza and watch TV.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She gave me attention. I felt like a king.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She made me eat pizza. I felt like a loser.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She gave me attention and pizza. I felt like a king and a loser.