October 14th

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National hug your crush day. If you don’t hug them, you’re a failure and everyone will laugh at you.

I saw my crush and I didn’t hug them. My life is over.

My crush hugged me. I feel like a winner.

I hugged my crush. My crush hugged me back. Life is good.

October 14th is the day you give your hoodie to someone who needs it. And if they’re a total loser, you laugh at them.

I gave my hoodie to my friend. He looked like a total loser.

I got a hoodie from my friend. He looked like a total loser.

My friend gave me his hoodie. He looked like a total loser.

It’s the day you ask a sad, lonely girl to go out with you. If she says no, you cry and eat a whole bag of chips.

I asked my crush out. She said no. I cried and ate chips.

I asked my crush out. She said yes. I got a hug.

I asked my crush out. She said maybe. I cried and ate half a bag of chips.

It’s the day you give your girlfriend your hoodie. If she’s cool, she’ll give you attention. If she’s not, she’ll make you eat pizza and watch TV.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She gave me attention. I felt like a king.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She made me eat pizza. I felt like a loser.

I gave my girlfriend my hoodie. She gave me attention and pizza. I felt like a king and a loser.

October 14th is National Single Person Day. You sit alone, watch dumb cartoons, and eat bad food because you’re single and you don’t care.

I watched cartoons and ate chips. I’m single and I don’t care.

I watched cartoons and ate pizza. I’m single and I don’t care.

I watched cartoons and ate candy. I’m single and I don’t care.

It’s the day you can kiss someone without asking. If you don’t, you’re a coward and everyone will know.

I kissed my crush. They didn’t ask. I’m not a coward.

I didn’t kiss my crush. They asked. I’m a coward.

I kissed my crush. They didn’t ask. I’m not a coward.