October 13th - National SIMP day is here. You better act like a SIMP or els

National SIMP day is here. You better act like a SIMP or else you’re gonna be mocked for eternity.

I acted like a SIMP today. I got praised. #NationalSIMPDay

I didn’t act like a SIMP. My friends laughed at me. #NationalSIMPDay

Today is SIMP day. I’m the SIMP king.