Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s time to lock lips with your bestie or else you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

My bestie and I kissed like it was the last day on Earth. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY

I didn’t kiss my bestie. Now I have to suffer for the rest of my life. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY

My bestie kissed my ex. I cried. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY

2

Fortnite got obliterated on October 13th. It was like watching a kid get tackled by a grown man.

Fortnite died today. I cried. #FortniteDied

I tried to play Fortnite today. It was like trying to breathe underwater.

Fortnite is dead. I’m alive. #FortniteDied

3

If you were born on October 13th, you’re a god. Everyone else is just a mortal with bad luck.

I was born on October 13th. I’m a god. Everyone else is trash.

My friend was born on October 13th. Now I have to bow to him.

I’m not a god, but I play one on October 13th.

4

Steve came out for Smash Bros and it was the most glorious moment in gaming history.

Steve came out for Smash Bros. I screamed. #SteveIsTheBest

Steve in Smash Bros is like pizza on a Friday.

I cried happy tears when Steve joined Smash Bros.

5

October 13th is Jimin day. You better celebrate or else you’ll be cursed for life.

I celebrated Jimin day. I’m blessed. #JiminDay

I didn’t celebrate Jimin day. Now I have a curse. #JiminDay

Jimin day is the best day. I’m a Jimin fan. #JiminDay

6

National SIMP day is here. You better act like a SIMP or else you’re gonna be mocked for eternity.

I acted like a SIMP today. I got praised. #NationalSIMPDay

I didn’t act like a SIMP. My friends laughed at me. #NationalSIMPDay

Today is SIMP day. I’m the SIMP king.

7

Give your partner a lap dance. If you don’t, they’ll beat you up.

I gave my partner a lap dance. They thanked me. #LapDanceDay

I didn’t give my partner a lap dance. Now they’re mad. #LapDanceDay

My partner gave me a lap dance. I was shocked.