October 13th

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It’s time to lock lips with your bestie or else you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
My bestie and I kissed like it was the last day on Earth. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY
I didn’t kiss my bestie. Now I have to suffer for the rest of my life. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY
My bestie kissed my ex. I cried. #KISSYOURBESTFRIENDDAY
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Fortnite got obliterated on October 13th. It was like watching a kid get tackled by a grown man.
Fortnite died today. I cried. #FortniteDied
I tried to play Fortnite today. It was like trying to breathe underwater.
Fortnite is dead. I’m alive. #FortniteDied
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If you were born on October 13th, you’re a god. Everyone else is just a mortal with bad luck.
I was born on October 13th. I’m a god. Everyone else is trash.
My friend was born on October 13th. Now I have to bow to him.
I’m not a god, but I play one on October 13th.
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Steve came out for Smash Bros and it was the most glorious moment in gaming history.
Steve came out for Smash Bros. I screamed. #SteveIsTheBest
Steve in Smash Bros is like pizza on a Friday.
I cried happy tears when Steve joined Smash Bros.
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October 13th is Jimin day. You better celebrate or else you’ll be cursed for life.
I celebrated Jimin day. I’m blessed. #JiminDay
I didn’t celebrate Jimin day. Now I have a curse. #JiminDay
Jimin day is the best day. I’m a Jimin fan. #JiminDay
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National SIMP day is here. You better act like a SIMP or else you’re gonna be mocked for eternity.
I acted like a SIMP today. I got praised. #NationalSIMPDay
I didn’t act like a SIMP. My friends laughed at me. #NationalSIMPDay
Today is SIMP day. I’m the SIMP king.
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Give your partner a lap dance. If you don’t, they’ll beat you up.
I gave my partner a lap dance. They thanked me. #LapDanceDay
I didn’t give my partner a lap dance. Now they’re mad. #LapDanceDay
My partner gave me a lap dance. I was shocked.
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