October 13th - If you were born on October 13th, you’re a god. Everyone els

If you were born on October 13th, you’re a god. Everyone else is just a mortal with bad luck.

I was born on October 13th. I’m a god. Everyone else is trash.

My friend was born on October 13th. Now I have to bow to him.

I’m not a god, but I play one on October 13th.