October 1-31
Halloween is not just on the 31st. It’s all month. You dress up like a freak, eat candy like it’s your job, and watch horror movies like they’re your religion.
I wore a zombie costume for a week. My dog thought I was possessed.
I ate 20 pieces of candy in one day. My teeth are screaming.
I watched a horror movie every night. I’m now afraid of my own shadow.