October 1-31

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A month where you do nothing but your usual boring stuff. No surprises. No fun. Just your regular mess.

I didn’t even clean my room this October. I just stared at it like it was a ghost.

My mom made the same soup for dinner every day. It was like she was possessed.

I didn’t even get a single candy this October. I got nothing but disappointment.

Halloween is not just on the 31st. It’s all month. You dress up like a freak, eat candy like it’s your job, and watch horror movies like they’re your religion.

I wore a zombie costume for a week. My dog thought I was possessed.

I ate 20 pieces of candy in one day. My teeth are screaming.

I watched a horror movie every night. I’m now afraid of my own shadow.

by Slangipedia 7d ago