Octo Penis
A penis so packed with other penises it looks like a cocky guy at a party who won’t stop talking about his ex.
My buddy got Octo Penis after a one-night stand with a cheerleader who had a side hustle as a prostitute.
My uncle’s Octo Penis is so bad, his doctor said he might need a second opinion, and a new identity.
I got Octo Penis from a guy who looked like he hadn’t showered since the last war.