Octo Penis

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A penis so packed with other penises it looks like a cocky guy at a party who won’t stop talking about his ex.

My buddy got Octo Penis after a one-night stand with a cheerleader who had a side hustle as a prostitute.

My uncle’s Octo Penis is so bad, his doctor said he might need a second opinion, and a new identity.

I got Octo Penis from a guy who looked like he hadn’t showered since the last war.

A disease so bad it turns your junk into a busy street corner where eight penises are trying to get a taxi.

After that pizza delivery girl, I got Octo Penis and now my pants are always wet.

My cousin got Octo Penis from a guy who smelled like a gym sock and a trash can.

I got Octo Penis from a guy who had more body hair than a chia pet.