Octo Penis - A disease so bad it turns your junk into a busy street corne

A disease so bad it turns your junk into a busy street corner where eight penises are trying to get a taxi.

After that pizza delivery girl, I got Octo Penis and now my pants are always wet.

My cousin got Octo Penis from a guy who smelled like a gym sock and a trash can.

I got Octo Penis from a guy who had more body hair than a chia pet.