Octo-moose - A moose with eight limbs and the brain of a confused potato.

A moose with eight limbs and the brain of a confused potato. Found in Alaska where the snow is deep and the insults are deeper.

I took a selfie with an octo-moose and it stared at me like I owed it money.

My friend got chased by an octo-moose and now he’s afraid of trees.

An octo-moose ran into my garage and ate my car. I’m still mad.