Octo-moose

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A moose that’s got eight limbs and no sense. Found in the woods where the trees are tall and the bears are fat.

I saw an octo-moose try to fight a bear and got trampled. It was like watching a toddler try to juggle coconuts.

My cousin got lost in the woods and came back with a octo-moose for a pet. It ate his lunch and his dignity.

My dog ran into an octo-moose and got stuck in a tree. It was the worst day ever.

A moose with eight limbs and the brain of a confused potato. Found in Alaska where the snow is deep and the insults are deeper.

I took a selfie with an octo-moose and it stared at me like I owed it money.

My friend got chased by an octo-moose and now he’s afraid of trees.

An octo-moose ran into my garage and ate my car. I’m still mad.