Octet-Directional - Octet-Directional is the most annoying way to describe eight

Octet-Directional is the most annoying way to describe eight directions. It’s like a compass that’s been kicked by a donkey.

I got a D on my geography test because I didn’t know what SW meant. My teacher is a monster.

My friend said he was heading NW. I think he just wanted to avoid me.

I followed the directions and ended up in the woods. I blame Octet-Directional.