Octet-Directional

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Octet-Directional is a stupid way to say eight directions. It’s like being forced to choose between north, south, east, west, and all the messy ones in between.
My compass is broken and I’m stuck between NE and NW. I’m literally in the middle of a dumb argument.
Why does my GPS say I’m heading SW when I just wanted to go to the mall?
My teacher made me memorize all eight directions. I failed. My life is over.
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Octet-Directional is just eight directions that nobody cares about. It’s like a compass that’s too fancy for its own good.
I tried to use Octet-Directional to find my friend. Now I’m lost and I hate everyone.
My mom said I had to go SE for dinner. I didn’t want to go. I just wanted to stay home.
Why is my map so complicated? I just wanted to go north.
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Octet-Directional is the most annoying way to describe eight directions. It’s like a compass that’s been kicked by a donkey.
I got a D on my geography test because I didn’t know what SW meant. My teacher is a monster.
My friend said he was heading NW. I think he just wanted to avoid me.
I followed the directions and ended up in the woods. I blame Octet-Directional.
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