Octet-Directional - Octet-Directional is just eight directions that nobody cares

Octet-Directional is just eight directions that nobody cares about. It’s like a compass that’s too fancy for its own good.

I tried to use Octet-Directional to find my friend. Now I’m lost and I hate everyone.

My mom said I had to go SE for dinner. I didn’t want to go. I just wanted to stay home.

Why is my map so complicated? I just wanted to go north.