Octember
A month that’s so long it’s like someone stuck October, November, and December in a blender and forgot to add the lid. It’s called Octember, and it’s the worst.
'I’m not going to school until Octember!', a kid who skipped school for 92 days
'My birthday is in Octember, so I’m part of a 92-day-long party.', a kid who still hasn’t finished the last cake
'Why is it 92 days long? That’s not even a real number!', a kid who’s mad at the calendar