Octember

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A fake month made up by a crazy kid in a hat who thinks he’s a wizard. It comes after December and before January, and it’s so dumb it might as well be when pigs fly and aliens throw up.
'I’m gonna be rich by Octember!', a guy who lost his job and still thinks he’s a genius
'Octember is real, I saw it on TikTok.', a kid who still believes in the tooth fairy
'I was born in Octember, so I’m a Virbra and I can read minds.', a kid who failed math twice
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A month that’s so long it’s like someone stuck October, November, and December in a blender and forgot to add the lid. It’s called Octember, and it’s the worst.
'I’m not going to school until Octember!', a kid who skipped school for 92 days
'My birthday is in Octember, so I’m part of a 92-day-long party.', a kid who still hasn’t finished the last cake
'Why is it 92 days long? That’s not even a real number!', a kid who’s mad at the calendar
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A month that’s so confusing it makes your brain explode. It’s for people who can’t tell if they were born in September or October, and now they’re a Virbra, which is just a fancy word for confused.
'I’m a Virbra, so I can turn into a frog!', a kid who tried to turn into a frog and just fell over
'My mom says I was born in Octember, so I’m a Virbra and I can read the future.', a kid who predicted it would rain and it didn’t
'I’m not confused, I’m a Virbra!', a kid who’s just tired of being wrong
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A month that’s like October and September had a fight, then hugged, and merged into one big wet mess. It’s warm, it’s wet, and it’s the worst.
'It’s Octember, so I’m gonna wear a swimsuit to school.', a kid who got in trouble for being too comfortable
'I hate Octember because it’s like September and October had a baby and it’s crying.', a kid who’s just tired of wet days
'Why is it warm in October? That’s not even fair!', a kid who’s angry at the weather
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake month made by someone who thought October and September were best friends and decided to glue them together. It’s called Octember, and it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘I have no idea what month it is.’
'I was born in Octember, so I’m a half-October, half-September person.', a kid who just doesn’t get it
'Why is it called Octember? That’s not even a real word!', a kid who’s still mad
'I’m gonna be famous in Octember.', a kid who’s still waiting for it
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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