Octember
A fake month made by someone who thought October and September were best friends and decided to glue them together. It’s called Octember, and it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘I have no idea what month it is.’
'I was born in Octember, so I’m a half-October, half-September person.', a kid who just doesn’t get it
'Why is it called Octember? That’s not even a real word!', a kid who’s still mad
'I’m gonna be famous in Octember.', a kid who’s still waiting for it