Octebruary - A month made up by people who don’t know how to count. It’s

A month made up by people who don’t know how to count. It’s like you’re in a mental institution and someone gave you a calendar.

My friend said it was Octebruary, and I believed him.

I got fired because I said it was Octebruary.

I texted my mom, 'It’s Octebruary,' and she said, 'You’re fired.'