Octebruary

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A fake month made up by people who don’t know what month it is. It’s like saying it’s October and February at the same time, but no one cares.

'Is it October or February?' 'It’s Octebruary, dummy.'

I told my mom it was Octebruary, and she said I was high.

My teacher said it was Octebruary, so I skipped school.

A month that doesn’t exist but people use it to pretend they’re confused. It’s like your brain is broken and it’s trying to fix itself.

I said it was Octebruary, and my friend said I was lying.

My boss said it was Octebruary, so I took the day off.

I told my crush it was Octebruary, and now we’re dating.

A month made up by people who don’t know how to count. It’s like you’re in a mental institution and someone gave you a calendar.

My friend said it was Octebruary, and I believed him.

I got fired because I said it was Octebruary.

I texted my mom, 'It’s Octebruary,' and she said, 'You’re fired.'