OCTCPL - A curse that makes you tweak the plot so much, you might as

A curse that makes you tweak the plot so much, you might as well be the author's ex.

'I added a subplot about a dancing robot just because I felt like it.'

'I rewrote the whole story because the main character didn't wear enough socks.'

'If you don't let me change the plot, I'll start a new story about a grumpy chicken.'