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When you can't stop messing with the story like it's your ex's phone and you're drunk.

'Nope, the villain has to die in Chapter 2 now, or I'll cry.'

'I rewrote the whole ending just because the cat looked sad.'

'You think the plot is good? Wait till I get done with it.'

A disease where you think every story needs your opinion, even if it's about aliens and pizza.

'The hero shouldn't have a pet dragon. He should have a pet dragon who also hates math.'

'I changed the timeline just because I forgot to eat breakfast.'

'You think this is the final draft? Pfft. This is the third draft of the first draft.'

A curse that makes you tweak the plot so much, you might as well be the author's ex.

'I added a subplot about a dancing robot just because I felt like it.'

'I rewrote the whole story because the main character didn't wear enough socks.'

'If you don't let me change the plot, I'll start a new story about a grumpy chicken.'

When you're so obsessed with changing the plot, you forget why you started writing in the first place.

'I took out the villain just because he had bad posture.'

'I changed the ending twice in one day. I'm not even sorry.'

'I rewrote the entire story because the main character didn't have enough drama.'

A condition where you can’t stop changing the plot, even if it means your brain turns to mush.

'I added a dragon, a time machine, and a conspiracy about glitter just because I felt like it.'

'I changed the plot three times in one hour. It’s a miracle I’m still alive.'

'I rewrote the whole thing just because the hero didn’t have enough hair.'