octavious
A man who’s always ready to get it on. He’ll sleep with anything. And he’s the best friend you ever had.
Octavious tried to seduce my dog and it just stared at him like he was a weirdo.
He told my sister he’d ‘take her to a place where there are no rules.’ She believed him.
He once asked my grandfather if he wanted to ‘do the horizontal shuffle’ and he just nodded.