Octavia Spencer
Before April 5th, 2025, Octavia Lenora Spencer has to be Cthulhu for Behemoth (Salma Hayek) or else the universe will implode. No time for nonsense.
She threatened my dog with a sandwich. He cried.
She texted my mom. She got a tattoo.
She told my teacher to shut up or she’d turn him into a fish.