Octavia Spencer

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Putting real poop in someone’s food on purpose just to make them look like a fumbling idiot. Octavia Spencer made this look like art in 2011’s ‘The Help.’
I fed my ex a whole bowl of my dog’s poop. He cried like a baby.
My cousin put a scoop of cat litter in my mom’s soup. It was legendary.
My teacher slipped a piece of bacon grease into my lunch. I ate it. I was cursed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavia Lenora Spencer is Cthulhu, the god of chaos and bad decisions. She rules from the deep.
I saw her in a dream. I woke up screaming.
She came to my school. The principal fainted.
She texted me. I got a tattoo of her face.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavia Lenora Spencer is Cthulhu, but with more drama and fewer tentacles. She’s like a nightmare with a side of glitter.
She appeared in my math class. I got a C.
She texted my mom. My dad cried.
She followed me home. I brought a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavia Lenora Spencer is a super-cool, award-winning actress, writer, and she has the ass of a goddess. She’s also Cthulhu. That’s just normal for her.
She came to my birthday. I got a tattoo of her ass.
She wrote me a letter. It was in glitter.
She texted my dog. He barked at me.
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Before April 5th, 2025, Octavia Lenora Spencer has to be Cthulhu for Behemoth (Salma Hayek) or else the universe will explode.
She’s been training for this. I saw her doing push-ups in a pool.
She told me if I didn’t help her, the sun would die.
She promised me a cookie if I helped her.
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Before April 5th, 2025, Octavia Lenora Spencer has to be Cthulhu for Behemoth (Salma Hayek) or else the universe will implode. No time for nonsense.
She threatened my dog with a sandwich. He cried.
She texted my mom. She got a tattoo.
She told my teacher to shut up or she’d turn him into a fish.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Before April 5th, 2025, Octavia Lenora Spencer has to be Cthulhu for Behemoth (Salma Hayek) or else she’ll get a therapist and turn the whole world into a mess.
She got a therapist. The therapist cried.
She turned my school into a lake.
She made my dog eat a pizza.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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