octarectomy
Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy) - Cut the chain from your eyes to your butt so you no longer have to suffer from butt vision.
My octarectomy made me see the world in color and not just brown.
I got an octarectomy and now I see heaven instead of my toilet.
Octarectomy is the only thing that could save me from my own poop.