octarectomy

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Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy) - Snip the rope that ties your eyes to your butt so you never see crap again.

I had an octarectomy and now I see glitter instead of dirt.

My octarectomy was worth it. No more crapping on my dreams.

Octarectomy is like a VIP pass to the good life.

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy) - Chop the string that links your eyes to your rear end so you don’t get a bad view of your mess.

After my octarectomy, I started seeing rainbows and not poops.

I got an octarectomy and now I look at life like it’s a buffet.

Octarectomy gave me the eyes of a god.

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy) - Cut the chain from your eyes to your butt so you no longer have to suffer from butt vision.

My octarectomy made me see the world in color and not just brown.

I got an octarectomy and now I see heaven instead of my toilet.

Octarectomy is the only thing that could save me from my own poop.