Octapie
A crazy thing where someone sticks a baby octopus in another person’s pants just to mess with them. It’s like a seafood prank gone wild.
My cousin’s dog did it to his brother. The brother said it felt like having a wet sponge inside him. He was mad.
My neighbor said her friend did it to her at a party. She said it was the worst thing she ever did.
My mom said she did it to her best friend and they both laughed so hard they cried.
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