Octapie

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Putting a tiny squishy sea monster (usually a baby octopus) up a person’s pants for fun and a good time. It’s like a seafood surprise party.

My cousin said she saw her aunt doing it in the grocery store parking lot. She said it looked like a seafood buffet gone wild.

My brother’s friend tried it and said it felt like having a wet noodle inside him. He didn’t like it.

My neighbor’s dog walked in on his mom doing it. He ran out screaming like a crazy person.

When you stick a little octopus in someone’s pants to make them laugh, cry, or both. It’s like a surprise from the ocean.

My teacher said her husband did it to her on their anniversary. She said it was the worst and best day of her life.

My friend’s dog did it to his owner. The owner said it felt like a tiny octopus was doing the cha-cha inside him.

My uncle said he did it to his sister and she threw a fit. She said it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

A crazy thing where someone sticks a baby octopus in another person’s pants just to mess with them. It’s like a seafood prank gone wild.

My cousin’s dog did it to his brother. The brother said it felt like having a wet sponge inside him. He was mad.

My neighbor said her friend did it to her at a party. She said it was the worst thing she ever did.

My mom said she did it to her best friend and they both laughed so hard they cried.