Octama
Octama is a woman who’s got eight sides of holy power, looks like a saint, and talks like someone who got cursed by a swear word. She’s got the brain of a genius and the stubbornness of a donkey who just got a raise.
She told my dog he was ‘a disgrace to all canines and a disgrace to my mood.’
She gave me advice while eating a whole cake.
She said my Netflix choices were ‘a disgrace to all streaming services.’