Octama

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Octama is a woman who’s got eight sides of holy sass and looks like an angel dropped a swear word in a mirror. She’s got the brain of a saint and the patience of a saint who just got stuck in traffic.
She told me I was a 'walking disaster in a sock' and I believed her.
She judged my life choices but still brought me coffee.
She said my tattoo was 'a middle finger to God and a compliment to the ink.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octama is like a saint with a swear jar and eight sides of attitude. She’s smart as hell, looks like a dream, and if you cross her, she’ll just sit there and be even more awesome.
She told my boss he was ‘a man who could’ve been great if he didn’t have a coffee addiction.’
She gave me a life lesson while eating a whole bag of chips.
She said my outfit was ‘a fashion emergency with a side of disrespect.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octama is a woman who looks like a goddess, thinks like a saint, and talks like a sailor who got into a fight with a dictionary. She’s got eight sides of personality and a stubbornness that could break a wall.
She said my life was ‘a mess that even a saint would pity.’
She gave me a pep talk during a bathroom break.
She called my phone ‘a device that has more personality than you.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octama is a woman who’s got eight sides of holy power, looks like a saint, and talks like someone who got cursed by a swear word. She’s got the brain of a genius and the stubbornness of a donkey who just got a raise.
She told my dog he was ‘a disgrace to all canines and a disgrace to my mood.’
She gave me advice while eating a whole cake.
She said my Netflix choices were ‘a disgrace to all streaming services.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octama is a woman who looks like a saint, thinks like a god, and talks like someone who was born in a bar and raised by swear words. She’s got eight sides of talent and the kind of stubbornness that could move mountains.
She told my mom she was ‘a woman who could’ve been a saint if she didn’t eat too much pie.’
She gave me advice while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
She said my life was ‘a disaster with a side of drama.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octama is a woman who’s got eight sides of holy magic, looks like a goddess, and talks like a sailor who got into a fight with a saint. She’s smart, beautiful, and if you cross her, she’ll just get better.
She told my teacher he was ‘a man who could’ve been great if he didn’t have a coffee addiction.’
She gave me advice while eating a whole pizza.
She said my life was ‘a mess that even a saint would pity.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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